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That there's a gold-plated kill!
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804
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Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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3688
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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2484
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Scout
Stay near tiny cart!
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825
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Heavy
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4161
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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1540
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Soldier
You're all bloody dead!
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2172
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Demoman
Incoming!
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1236
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Engineer
Downtown!
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800
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Scout
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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1033
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Scout
Deploy a sentry here!
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824
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Soldier
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3546
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Engineer
No problem!
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1927
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Scout
Over here, saw-bones!
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860
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Engineer
Go to the right!
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2800
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Pyro
Get the suitcase to the rocket!
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634
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Announcer
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1843
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Medic
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1441
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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71157
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Pyro
Hit me, I dare you!
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2171
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Heavy
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4149
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Sniper
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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34502
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Spy
That'll teach 'em!
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3421
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Demoman
Heh-he-hah!
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1451
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Soldier
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6107
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Spy
Go! Go! Push the cart!
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796
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Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1934
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Medic
*severe pain*
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3525
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Sniper
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3568
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Soldier
New weapon is good!
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4672
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Heavy
Augh!
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1545
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Soldier
Major leauge!
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891
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Scout
Keep going!
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754
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Heavy
We have taken the Australium!
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634
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Announcer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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9977
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Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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865
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Sniper
Capture point with me!
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987
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Heavy
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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1138
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Scout
You failed!
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39514
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Announcer
Right house!
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806
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Soldier
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1738
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Soldier
*critical death*
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108687
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Heavy
Nein!
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12918
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Medic
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4431
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Scout
Aaagh!
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1203
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Soldier
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3098
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Engineer
Security Alert!
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2375
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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2890
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2754
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Demoman
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4224
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Announcer
Medic!
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40408
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Sniper
Put teleport here
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3356
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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4707
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Scout
Cart goes wrong way!
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930
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Heavy
Need a sentry here!
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3025
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Pyro
Good job, everyone!
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969
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2649
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Heavy
Help capture!
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864
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Heavy
This one's ours now!
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1006
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Engineer
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1707
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Sniper
Dagh
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2853
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Medic
Crocket!
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1778
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Soldier
Aw, crap!
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6231
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Scout
*critical death*
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352198
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2267
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Demoman
Nope!
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56644
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Scout
Thanks!
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807
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Soldier
That was all you!
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817
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Scout
Thanks for the help!
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4343
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Pyro
Aw, crap!
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4754
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Scout
Boo!
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4255
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Soldier
*long laugh*!
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3368
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Medic
You shoulda-oughta stayed back at your little camp-site!
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858
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Engineer
Are you even trying?
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834
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Scout
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3113
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Medic
Five
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4695
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Announcer
Huargh!
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15329
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Engineer
Overtime
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3994
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Announcer
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5890
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Soldier
Help capture point!
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1056
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Heavy
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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1079
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Scout
Pa-pow!
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4947
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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4658
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Demoman
Bah!
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1664
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Demoman
Thanks!
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1097
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Soldier
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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1090
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Engineer
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2211
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Sniper
Now I've seen everything
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6739
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Engineer
Excellent!
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1708
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Spy
If you done it, it ain't bragging!
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772
Who:
Engineer
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8961
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Heavy
Now I am king of team!
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1134
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Heavy
I see Spy!
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4425
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Heavy
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4214
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Spy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10093
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Engineer
Bonk!
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103883
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Scout
Alright, I feel good!
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1709
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Scout
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11456
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Spy
*critical death*
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8113
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Demoman
Sentry right up ahead!
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1730
Who:
Engineer
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