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Spy around here!
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Sniper
You failed!
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Pyro
Medic!
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Spy
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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Engineer
Help capture!
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Heavy
I hate doctors!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Demoman
That was unfortunate!
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Spy
I'm not even winded!
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Scout
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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657
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Announcer
Gah!
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Engineer
Downtown!
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803
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Scout
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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Spy
We have succeeded!
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Announcer
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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Scout
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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Engineer
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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Scout
Seize the control points!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Scout
You're a crazed killer!
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Announcer
Jarate? No!
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Spy
I'm gonna lay you out!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Sniper
I have been shown who is the boss!
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If you done it, it ain't bragging!
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Engineer
That Engineer is a Spy!
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Engineer
Hide coward! I will find you!
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Heavy
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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Medic
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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Soldier
We've failed, men
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Soldier
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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Scout
That Sniper is a Spy!
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Engineer
Is good time to run, cowards!
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Heavy
That Medic is a Spy!
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Soldier
And this!
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Heavy
We have dropped the device!
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Announcer
Bomb cart will not push self!
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Heavy
You big-head wankers!
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Sniper
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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Scout
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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Announcer
You just ain't doin' it right!
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Engineer
The freakin' cart stopped!
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Scout
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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Announcer
The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!
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Announcer
Bang! I make it look easy!
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Scout
Go!
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Heavy
Excellent!
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Spy
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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Demoman
Хорошо!
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Heavy
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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Scout
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Killing you is full time job now!
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Heavy
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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Spy
You see that?!
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Scout
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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Scout
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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Scout
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Help!
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2507
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Scout
The device has returned to the drop site.
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Medic
You did well!
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Heavy
Yes!
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Scout
C'mon, c'mon!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Spy
Ready for that charge, doc!
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Soldier
No
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Pyro
I appear to have burst into flames!
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Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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Demoman
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Medic
Deploy a dispenser here!
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Soldier
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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Scout
Danke, dummkopfs!
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Medic
Piss off, you mongrels!
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Sniper
Keep pushin' it!
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Scout
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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Announcer
Woo!
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Scout
Kiss me!
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Heavy
You are great doctor!
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Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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Heavy
They have the Australium!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Engineer
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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Soldier
Ach, was ist los?
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Medic
Wooo!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Bugger!
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Sniper
Damnit!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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Spy
*short laugh*
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Demoman
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
*sings*
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Heavy
No!
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Heavy
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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Demoman
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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Medic
Fess...
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Medic
Sorry, ma'am
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Engineer
Job well done!
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Engineer
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