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You're alright, doc
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Engineer
I have been shown who is the boss!
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4021
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Spy
Give 'em a gob-full!
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1022
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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Soldier
Ugh!
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1303
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2125
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Soldier
Nah!
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4107
Who:
Sniper
Overtime!
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2693
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Announcer
Charge me herr doctor!
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3995
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Medic
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4660
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Scout
You cannot beat me!
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1559
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Heavy
Right face!
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821
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Soldier
Failure!
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30305
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Announcer
To the left!
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762
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Sniper
You look like death warn over!
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1559
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Spy
Need a sentry here!
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Pyro
Teams are being scrambled!
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968
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Announcer
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1790
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Soldier
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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971
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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6847
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Engineer
Fire!
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1290
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Medic
Aw hell!
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2891
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Engineer
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2215
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Spy
Spies... bloody useless
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1343
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Sniper
They have the Australium!
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638
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Announcer
*sings*
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2475
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Heavy
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3654
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Engineer
No
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4299
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Pyro
Denied!
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3397
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Scout
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3116
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Engineer
Nice shot!
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962
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Engineer
That Spy is one of them!
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1298
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Engineer
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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Heavy
C'mon, move it up!
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767
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Scout
I live!
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1873
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Heavy
No! They've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Incoming!
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934
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Sniper
The sentry goes here!
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933
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Medic
Nice shot
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3053
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Pyro
*burp*
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8290
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Announcer
I destroy coward toys!
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1885
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2444
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Sniper
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2546
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Announcer
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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1156
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Sniper
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1374
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Engineer
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1544
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Soldier
Join me at bomb cart!
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740
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Heavy
You and me, partner!
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898
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Engineer
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1501
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Soldier
Get over here and help me defend
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973
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Scout
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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812
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Engineer
We have taken the suitcase!
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638
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1510
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Sniper
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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Scout
I am big war hero!
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Heavy
Thanks for the ride!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1729
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Medic
Stand on the point, you git!
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970
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Demoman
*screams in pain*
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6603
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Spy
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2146
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Spy
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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1265
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Spy
First blood, finally!
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653
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Announcer
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4390
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Spy
What?!
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9075
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Scout
Hurry! The enemy is on the lift!
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647
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Announcer
Another successful procedure!
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Medic
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5107
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Heavy
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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Spy
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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638
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Announcer
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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907
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Sniper
One!
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3961
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Announcer
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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46521
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Pyro
Never, never, make me angry!
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2187
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Heavy
Uh-huh
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4350
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Pyro
Augh...
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1324
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Spy
Next time, try two eyes!
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1577
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Scout
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12726
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Heavy
Control point enabled!
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706
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Announcer
Go! Go! Push the cart!
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802
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Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5789
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Scout
Additional time has been awarded
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1393
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Announcer
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1071
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2236
Who:
Demoman
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1589
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2206
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Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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42361
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Heavy
FIRE!
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11032
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Demoman
I murdered your toys as well!
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1962
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Spy
Dummy!
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1253
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Scout
Aygh
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1257
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Medic
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10015
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Sniper
Home frickin' run!
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942
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Scout
*gibberish*
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11478
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Demoman
Help!
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1451
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Soldier
Success! We have destroyed the enemy base!
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639
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Announcer
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1182
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Spy
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1778
Who:
Demoman
Stupid stupid stupid!
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16038
Who:
Heavy
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