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Ha, you fight like a girl!
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Soldier
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3098
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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630
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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4558
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Medic
Medic!
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11366
Who:
Heavy
Look at me!
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1710
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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1966
Who:
Medic
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14108
Who:
Medic
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6191
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Medic
Dominated, short-pants!
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1018
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Soldier
Steady, steady...
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1358
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Sniper
Yeah, that's right!
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921
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Scout
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1515
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Demoman
Yeees.
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1487
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Spy
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1835
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2214
Who:
Scout
Who-aa!
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834
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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1880
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Heavy
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3823
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Announcer
Get to cart, men!
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738
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Heavy
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5983
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Heavy
Ja!
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10986
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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5013
Who:
Sniper
Everyone, push!
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742
Who:
Heavy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1880
Who:
Engineer
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3919
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Soldier
Ehh, thanks!
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1345
Who:
Demoman
Alright, go left!
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839
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Scout
My flesh, it burns!
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2770
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Heavy
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5906
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Scout
Thanks for the ride!
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865
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Scout
And this!
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1715
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Heavy
Yo, incoming!
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2183
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Scout
They have the device!
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630
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Announcer
Soldier is Spy!
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2506
Who:
Heavy
Is not possible!
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35349
Who:
Heavy
And this!
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1267
Who:
Heavy
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6911
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Spy
Found my ball!
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1291
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Scout
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1419
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Soldier
We need a teleporter right here!
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1238
Who:
Engineer
Queen's rules?
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1410
Who:
Spy
We have dropped the device!
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631
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Announcer
Augh...
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1316
Who:
Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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197951
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Engineer
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1919
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Scout
Defend the freakin' point!
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860
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Scout
*gibberish*
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4771
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Demoman
Thanks!
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805
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Soldier
Superior shot!
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1046
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Spy
Help capture!
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853
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2400
Who:
Demoman
We gotta stop that thing!
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797
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Scout
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1541
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3751
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Sniper
Help!
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2474
Who:
Scout
That's some shonking business right there
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3930
Who:
Sniper
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6472
Who:
Scout
Six!
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3052
Who:
Announcer
Dammit!
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8975
Who:
Engineer
To the right!
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728
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Engineer
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3711
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Demoman
Spy around here!
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1205
Who:
Sniper
This here point is ours now!
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929
Who:
Engineer
*tsk*
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1857
Who:
Demoman
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1728
Who:
Sniper
Ohhhhh...
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3133
Who:
Heavy
Baby team has cart!
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1856
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, little-feller!
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797
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Engineer
Go right!
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767
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Heavy
We need a sentry right here!
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2887
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Engineer
Defend here!
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950
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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877
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Spy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2795
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Announcer
We have taken the Australium!
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633
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Announcer
C'mon doc, do it!
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2961
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Scout
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1178
Who:
Scout
Get 'em, boyos!
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2791
Who:
Demoman
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8541
Who:
Heavy
Yeah...
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4032
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2523
Who:
Pyro
Wa-hah!
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1042
Who:
Scout
Now, doctor... now!
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8992
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Sniper
I'm burnin'!
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4305
Who:
Demoman
We must all push!
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737
Who:
Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
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2137
Who:
Heavy
Thank you Engineer!
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10995
Who:
Medic
Play ball!
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1215
Who:
Scout
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1639
Who:
Scout
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3170
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Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3068
Who:
Heavy
We are about to deploy the device!
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632
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Announcer
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1392
Who:
Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12647
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Scout
Sorry!
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1708
Who:
Scout
I am not done with you yet!
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1022
Who:
Heavy
Hah!
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1063
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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13401
Who:
Heavy
Augh!
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1526
Who:
Spy
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3396
Who:
Medic
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