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I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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Demoman
Get along there, little doggies
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986
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Engineer
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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1087
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Sniper
Thanks for the ride!
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834
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Scout
They have the Australium!
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614
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Announcer
Thanks for the teleporter!
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789
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Soldier
Let's have a go at it!
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2749
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Sniper
You failed! Stalemate!
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7116
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Announcer
Move the gear up lads!
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1004
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Demoman
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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760
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Scout
Dummkopfs!
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2923
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Medic
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1578
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Engineer
Need a sentry here!
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1676
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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5287
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Pyro
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1803
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Soldier
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2386
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Heavy
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4218
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Scout
We need to defend this point!
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748
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Soldier
Go!
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1303
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Demoman
Downtown!
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785
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Scout
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1787
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Soldier
Danke, herr doctor!
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2273
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Medic
Some assistance, please!
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1560
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Spy
Two!
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2992
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Announcer
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2051
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Heavy
*laughs* Yeah...
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47677
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Scout
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4042
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
Alright, go left!
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816
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Scout
*severe pain*
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10064
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Engineer
Move! schnell!
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2221
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Medic
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2504
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Spy
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Push cart!
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Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2022
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Medic
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1100
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Sniper
Capture point with me!
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948
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Heavy
My skill is wasted on this team
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3791
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Medic
Blow that up, cyclops!
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825
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Scout
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3708
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Sniper
I should have done this long ago!
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1535
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Heavy
Move these machines up!
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958
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Spy
Move!
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2351
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Spy
Medic!
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2344
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Demoman
Medic is Spy!
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Heavy
Overtime
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3936
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Announcer
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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2872
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Spy
We have taken the Australium!
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614
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Announcer
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1863
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Engineer
Let's go mates!
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2642
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Sniper
Left!
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856
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Heavy
Bap!
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Engineer
Huargh!
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15152
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Engineer
*spit*
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1395
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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4146
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Engineer
*critical death*
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19399
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1529
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Soldier
Gah!
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1524
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Engineer
That Spy is an enemy!
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2680
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Sniper
Spy around here!
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1531
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Demoman
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1335
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Spy
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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1006
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Scout
*critical death*
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Scout
Thanks, soldier!
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1856
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Soldier
Thanks, doc!
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1344
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Scout
All must come to cart!
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726
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Heavy
Hide cowards!
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1392
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Heavy
Right right!
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738
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Medic
*short laugh*!
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2090
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Medic
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3923
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Spy
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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802
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Sniper
Need a dispenser here!
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6746
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Sniper
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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1987
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Demoman
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7078
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Soldier
Ding dong!
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4546
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Scout
Spy here!
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986
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Sniper
Well done!
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964
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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9091
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Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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11026
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Spy
We need a dispenser right here!
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4148
Who:
Engineer
No seriously, you all suck!
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6692
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1789
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Scout
Mongrel
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811
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1602
Who:
Engineer
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1337
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Scout
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1792
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Medic
I'm coming for you!
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3846
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Spy
I Spy with my little eye!
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6518
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Heavy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2325
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Soldier
Bomb has stopped!
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882
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Heavy
Help me defend!
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3183
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Pyro
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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697
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Announcer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10305
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Heavy
Get to the cart!
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690
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Announcer
Medic!
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4110
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Scout
Thanks, doc!
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800
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Soldier
Piker!
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1189
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Sniper
To the right!
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739
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Sniper
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